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Warded to Theodore

Theodore Nott. Fucking hell. I need to fucking talk to you, and it needs to be in person, and you don't get to have a fucking choice in the matter, okay? Okay. Where the fuck are you?

Warded to Megan

I have something to get your opinion on. Even though I shouldn't tell you because it's really not your business, but I need to talk this out with someone else so hey there, best friend, you get to be the unwilling listener to yet another development in the Kevin Entwhistle love story.

Just.

Yes.

Warded to Michael, Anthony, Terry

FOR FUCK’S SAKE, WHERE ARE YOU? Wait, don’t tell me, I don’t ACTUALLY want to know because it wouldn’t MATTER because they’re going to torture everyone ANYWAY just for having had association with you even though they’re being weirdly quiet right now, but then I might actually have to TELL them something and I don’t WANT to. Because even though I don’t actually LIKE any of you that much ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW I don’t actually want anyone DEAD.

I HATE ALL THREE OF YOU RIGHT NOW BUT I HOPE YOU’RE NOT DEAD. And that you stay gone because they’d probably kill you if you come back.

Oh for fuck’s sake, I can’t write this

I think I might just hate everyone.

Warded to Megan

Except you. I don’t hate you.

Warded to Theodore

Or you. Even though I’m fairly sure I’m supposed to hate you, I really just can’t.

Warded to Stephen

...all of our roommates are gone. Are we just supposed to pretend they aren’t and hope nobody notices? Because I’m pretty sure they’ve noticed. Is there something we should be doing? I feel like we should be doing something.

This school is my favourite place. I love it so much.

Warded to Megan

Ugh.

Everyone in this school is fucking insane.

Warded to Megan

Right. Okay. So.

Theodore told Tracey Davis that I'm his boyfriend.

Warded to Megan, Lavender, and Padma

A thought about this whole pets mess.

It would require some transfiguration skills, but if someone wanted to, say, transfigure an object into something pet-like...while hiding their own pet in some manner, potentially using transfiguration or just a safe place...

Who's really going to tell?

Just a thought. I trust you all could entertain such a thought fairly discreetly.

I didn't say anything.

Warded to Theodore

...so, I suppose that explains the drunkenness last Sunday then.

Warded to Theodore

Ive been drinkin and megan was saying and then I was wondering if

hey wat are you up to

hey

hi

Warded to Megan

So, as much as putting our names on it was one of the stupidest things we've done in ages, and the really obnoxious and thoroughly unintended consequence of essentially outting me to the entirety of Hogwarts, I am actually lamenting the death of the sexy list, Megan. Now all my surprisingly sassy opinions are stuck in my head with no outlet to share.

It's a bit of a shame. I've actually had to pay attention in Astronomy since. Well, not entirely but

I don't know why everyone's complaining about the weekend. All things considered, a few Dementors is hardly eventful at all.

Warded to Megan

Hey, Megan.

Okay.




SOMETIMES people do things when they're STRESSED OUT to try and be NOT stressed out. And these things AREN'T ALWAYS EXCEPTIONALLY WELL THOUGHT-OUT. AND THEY WERE NEVER FUCKING MEANT FOR PUBLIC EYES. BECAUSE OTHERWISE I NEVER WOULD HAVE SAID ANY OF IT OH GOD EVERYONE KNOWS NOW

SO I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE LIST OR NOT ON THE LIST OR WHO PUT YOU ON THE LIST OR WHO SAID WHAT ABOUT YOU ON THE LIST.

None of you were ever supposed to SEE the list.

I hate everything.

Warded to Theodore

I'm sorry Megan accosted you. I probably should have known that she would do something like that, but I still didn't mean for it to happen.

Warded to Theodore

So, I've been

Just to clarify

What exactly did you

So, I've been wanting to know something. Just, you know, for sake of clarification. The other day, when you weren't actually talking about Celestina...what were you talking about exactly?

Warded to Megan

Megan.


Okay. Okay. So.


I know that I am espousing unpopular opinions lately, and I've been kinda distant because I don't want to talk about the gay thing, but I really need to talk to you about something.

Is it really that hard to just do what you're told? I mean, nobody LIKES these things and dissecting frogs and doing unforgivables but I really hate seeing everyone keep getting hurt and turned into frogs and the Carrows don't have LIMITS and why do any of you want to try and test limits that DON'T EXIST?!

The only question I have is if the date pairing is all they have planned or if there's going to be more.

Warded to Megan

Soooooo, who'd you get?

I hate all of you.